Honeymoon advice...

Tom,

It doesn't matter much where you go. Find a place you can remember as
paradise. Take lots of sun screen. Pre-tan a little bit before you go at
least. The worst thing in the world to remember from your honeymoon is
"Don't touch me!!!!" You hear enough of that later in your marriage. :)

You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Geoff <geoff@invalid.invalid>!!!
You can't triple-stamp a double stamp!!!

> Tom,
>
> It doesn't matter much where you go. Find a place you can remember as
> paradise. Take lots of sun screen. Pre-tan a little bit before you
> go at least. The worst thing in the world to remember from your
> honeymoon is "Don't touch me!!!!" You hear enough of that later in
> your marriage. :)
>
>
>

That may be the best advice I'll ever get!

Tom

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 05:59:33 GMT, Geoff <geoff@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Tom,
>
>It doesn't matter much where you go. Find a place you can remember as
>paradise. Take lots of sun screen. Pre-tan a little bit before you go at
>least. The worst thing in the world to remember from your honeymoon is
>"Don't touch me!!!!" You hear enough of that later in your marriage. :)
>
Make sure only one of you gets sunburned on your back. Otherwise, get
a chair.
--
dillon

When I was a kid, I thought the angel's name was Hark
and the horse's name was Bob.

I would advise against a locale with topless/nude beaches on your
Honeymoon. Your new wife will apreciate you concentrating on her assets
completely. After the warranty period, then anything goes!

Bart F.

"nobody" <anyone@home.net> wrote in message
news:d5KWc.31945$Nk4.12632904@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv. net...
> I would advise against a locale with topless/nude beaches on your
> Honeymoon.

I wouldn't mark those off automatically. My wife and I went to a place with
a "clothing optional" beach and had a great time. Plus, we spent almost all
of our time on the "clothing optional" beach because the people there were
more friendly than on the "prude" beach.

Dillon Pyron wrote:

>
> "oh god Hank, stop! oh oh oh"
> That from the cabin next door.

....stop?

Gordon in Austin