Overheard at a BJ table

"George Leppla" <george@cruisemaster.com> wrote in message
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> Playing BJ Sunday afternoon... third base... an attractive women sitting
> in the third seat. A man walked up to her and said "Baby... I just hit
> that slot machine for $2300!" and he showed her a pay ticket.
>
> Congratulations all around and he left to go play more slots. The dealer
> asks the woman "Was that your husband?" and she replied.....
>
> "He is for tonight."
>
> George L.
>
>
Umm... errr... ah.... nevermind.....

BartenderWJT

On Dec 18, 12:48 pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
> Playing BJ Sunday afternoon... third base... an attractive women sitting in
> the third seat. A man walked up to her and said "Baby... I just hit that
> slot machine for $2300!" and he showed her a pay ticket.
>
> Congratulations all around and he left to go play more slots. The dealer
> asks the woman "Was that your husband?" and she replied.....
>
> "He is for tonight."
>
> George L.

LOL......I think I met that lady at the GN in March.

DD

Actually she rolls the dice, then starts jumping up and down and excitedly
exclaiming "I won, I won!!!" They pay her off and as she leaves the table
one dealer says to the other "By the way, what number did she roll?" The
other replies "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice."

"gary tesch" <miller6pack@> wrote in message
news:1142-476A1280-153@storefull-3133.bay....
>A beautiful girl walked up to the bj table and laid down 500.00 on one
> hand. She said, I like it if I can gamble topless, nobody said anything
> while she took her top off, the cards were played and when the hand was
> over she picked up her chips and everybody elses and said bye-bye.It
> took everybody a few minutes to realize they had been taken. Can that
> happen?
>