Clothing optional pools in Vegas?

Are there any hotels in Vegas that offer clothing optional swimming or
sunning at their pool for registered guests?
Wife and I are planning on being in Vegas this coming August and interested
in a hotel that offers a clothing optional pool if anyone knos of one.

To say that the health department woud not allow nude swiming is
rediculus. I have been to Cypress Cove Nudist resort in Kissimmee FL and
they require everyone that uses the pool to swim nude and I am sure they
have to be inspected by the health department. In fact I bet the health
inspecters, postal employees etc fight over who gets assingned to go to
this place!

Ronald Emerson

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>On May 28, 12:42 pm, northt...@ (Ronald Emerson) wrote:
> To say that the health department woud not allow nude swiming is
> rediculus.

I'm just telling you what the guy at the Palms told me. My research
into the subject didn't go beyond simply asking this guy.

>I have been to Cypress Cove Nudist resort in Kissimmee FL and
> they require everyone that uses the pool to swim nude and I am sure they
> have to be inspected by the health department.

Since when did the Kissimmee, Florida Health Department get
jurisdiction over Clark County?

Isn't this a bit like the following statement "it is ridiculous to say
that you cannot open a Casino in Kissimmee, FL ... because they are
all over Las Vegas."

Two different places.

> In fact I bet the health
> inspecters, postal employees etc fight over who gets assingned to go to
> this place!
>
> Ronald Emerson

No doubt, but you aren't even allowed to have fully nude strip clubs
in Clark County ... if said club serves alcohol (save for a couple of
well-known exceptions).

But the strippers can be topless with only a G-String.

Make sense? Not to me it doesn't.

And since most of these pool parties openly serve alcohol, it WOULD be
consistent with policy to disallow nudity ... except for going
topless.

Again, I am not saying that I agree with it ... but there are all
kinds of kooky laws and regulations in this town that make little to
no sense (you can walk through the casino with your kid as long as he
doesn't stop to tie his shoe otherwise he would be corrupted never
mind that he sees a thousand slot machines from the front door to the
elevator, it's the stopping and stopping only that corrupts him and
turns him into a gambling addict, we are from the government and we
are here to help)

The outlawing of tution also makes no sense here, or anywhere
else for that matter.

My mom is sick of working in the underground economy.

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> All that being said...
>
> WHOOSH.


Yes yes, I see that now. My bad. Sorry, Ron.

I am blaming heat stroke. That is my official position and I am
sticking to it.

Or it could have been that funny looking cigarette that Ronson gave me.

On May 29, 5:28 am, spencerd...@attbi.com wrote:
> and explained to my dear wife that I had not alternative if we wanted
> an umbrella.
>

Good one, Don. I'm going to use that.

On May 27, 4:33 pm, Vector6...m (Vector6969) wrote:
> Are there any hotels in Vegas that offer clothing optional swimming or
> sunning at their pool for registered guests?
> Wife and I are planning on being in Vegas this coming August and interested
> in a hotel that offers a clothing optional pool if anyone knos of one.

I have opften thought of enjoying the scenery of one of the topless
pools. However, God's best solution to birth control is to see anyone
over 50 nude, I chose not to go.

DD

BOB wrote:

> On May 29, 5:28 am, spencerd...@attbi.com wrote:
>> and explained to my dear wife that I had not alternative if we wanted
>> an umbrella.
>>
>
> Good one, Don. I'm going to use that.

Just not when we're in Vegas....

On May 29, 6:18 am, DocDice <steve_johns...@> wrote:
> I have opften thought of enjoying the scenery of one of the topless
> pools. However, God's best solution to birth control is to see anyone
> over 50 nude, I chose not to go.
>

I workout every day with the hope somebody will want to see me naked.
An exercise in futility?