"Best Trip EVER!!" trip report

Thanks for posting one of the best stories evah!

You had me until you said y'all tried to pick up a hot blonde in
Barbary Coast with fake tits and a smokin' hot face.
That means one of two things...guys too drunk to think and about to get
arrested, or a great story.
(Or both, now that I think about it.)
Smokin' hot...fake tits...but "wants company" ...within the city
limits= vice squad. There, I said it.
(Not that I've ever been through this, you understand.)


God I miss Vegas.



Jules W.

Ah, Fan Fic* on AVLV!
Have seen it before on the tv.... groups but never here.
Cool.'

* Fac Fic = Fan Fiction story for those of you who do not know what
Fan Fic is.

On 20 Sep 2006 14:42:18 -0700, "xxchanclanxx" <xxchanclanxxm>
wrote:

>Trip Report
>
>Drove from LA out to Vegas for the 100th time. Each time as exciting as
>before, but this trip is definitely one of the best and worst. Let me
>try to explain...
>
[snip]

On 20 Sep 2006 14:42:18 -0700, "xxchanclanxx" <xxchanclanxxm>
wrote:

>Trip Report

Very nice effort. Fun to read. Be sure to post your other stories too.

ThomasW.

"Jules W." <JulesW1957m> wrote in message
news:1158801026.124575.314190@m73g2000cwd. o...
> > Smokin' hot...fake tits...but "wants company" ...within the city
> limits= vice squad. There, I said it.
> > Jules W.

I was at the Tropicana at the lounge watching a band, and a blond sitting at
the bar was giving me a come hither smile, but I did not. I refuse to think
that she was Vice. But I did score with two lovely ladies, I found in the
phone book, so it could happen, but the $400 is a bit low. But remember
kiddies, never discuss $$$ in public!

>Albert Giesbrecht wrote:
> I was at the Tropicana at the lounge watching a band, and a blond sitting at
> the bar was giving me a come hither smile, but I did not. I refuse to think
> that she was Vice. But I did score with two lovely ladies, I found in the
> phone book, so it could happen, but the $400 is a bit low. But remember
> kiddies, never discuss $$$ in public!

What is the difference between that, and paying for dinner and a movie
.... or a job promotion, or a diamond neclace, or a vacation, or for a
ride in a really Porche, etc ,etc.

Why is it only "bad" when it is exchanged for simple cash?

I don't get it.

Why not just offer to buy something from the ho', say, the cigarette in
her hand for $500? Then not tution. You bought a product. Or
call it a loan (which she will naturally default on). Or say that you
will give her the money to go buy a fine bottle of wine with (which she
will naturally "forget" to buy).

It seems like there are so many ways to get around it, that I cannot
believe it is still an issue in 2006.

Just buy the lint off of her shirt for an exhorbitant price. Viola',
legal private sale.

"xxchanclanxx" <xxchanclanxxm> wrote in message
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> Trip Report
>
> Drove from LA out to Vegas for the 100th time. Each time as exciting as
> before, but this trip is definitely one of the best and worst. Let me
> try to explain...
>
> We checked into LV Hilton (WTF? HILTON? Those were my exact words when
> I found out we were ................. "Best Vegas trip
> ever!"
>

I'm guessing. Vocational School Composition project?