 4 a.m. in a Las Vegas hotel room
4 a.m. in a Las Vegas hotel room
Nothing to do but switch in the tv. An infomercial is on.
Suzy (perky, ditzy blonde): But - that's UNbelievable, Peter !
Peter (gravel-voiced bodybuilder): But it's true. And not only 7
vitamins are added, there's seven parts in all.
Suzy (incredulous): One for each part ?
Peter: That's right, Suzie.
Suzy: But won't that be too long ? Won't it be boring ?
Peter: OF COURSE not ! That's why we've also thrown in avlv regulars
at no extra cost to you !
Suzy: But that's UN-believable ! How many are there ?
Peter: Well, there's not one, there's not two, there are THREE avlv
regulars, beloved by everyone.
Suzy: As long as we won't meet ...
Peter: Shhh ! It's the holiday season ! There's nothing but holiday
cheer (well that and a few digs at the Pickadillos, an x-rated
conversation in an adjoining hotel room and much, much more !).
Suzy: UN-believable !
Peter: And because it's the season, there's no shipping and handling
fee whatsoever.
Suzy: I'm so happy.
Peter (kisses her long and passionately): Yeah.
Thomas W.'s epic december trip report (as seen on tv). Coming soon to
a newsgroup near you. Don't you dare miss it.
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