GVR Perks In article <nnUob.39210$Rd4.17730@fed1read07>,
"David Berman" <davidberman@lvcm.com> wrote:
> But there's one thing you'd want to keep in mind: Describing the benefits we
> receive is not a brag. We are just numbers in their computer, and their
> marketing software automatically tells them what promos to send us. It is
> not because of who we are, but only due to their analysis of our activity at
> their casino. Thousands of folks, I'm sure, receive virtually the same
> offers that we do, so in describing them to you, it is really generic based
> on our play there.
GASP! You mean.....it's not because they're standing around in a
conference room discussing people on a list, and all saying, "Hey,
there's that Chuck Kohlenberg! Give him the world!"
You mean....they look at how much money you throw down the drain at
their casino, and decide to give you a piece of it back--as an
enticement to throw MORE money down the drain at their casino?
The SWINE!
Hmmmmm.....how much does one have to throw through their big gaming
machine to get a free room back?
Well, I guess we know how much Chuck throws around, then. Yes sir, he
makes Sam Walton look like a piker, our Chuck does. |