Venice's plight

2nd July 2007, 02:18 PM

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:

What?

You used to be a bone??

2nd July 2007, 06:00 PM

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:

>On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
>bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this:
>
>What?
>
>You used to be a bone??

Through the nose as a decoration?
--

Martin

3rd July 2007, 12:47 AM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
...
... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this:
... >
... >What?
... >
... >You used to be a bone??
...
... Through the nose as a decoration?

Boy, that must have been some big nose!

3rd July 2007, 04:31 AM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
> ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this:
> ... >
> ... >What?
> ... >
> ... >You used to be a bone??
> ...
> ... Through the nose as a decoration?
>
>Boy, that must have been some big nose!

or a small bone?
--

Martin

3rd July 2007, 05:20 AM

"bob fusillo" <rfusillo@> wrote in message
news:aKKdnaQ9hd4YrRTbnZ2dnUVZ_gKdnZ2d@. ..

<< For years there have been many attempts to thin the mobs of tourists,
especially the non-spending but heavily polluting day-trippers, but to no
avail.>>

Bob,

Here is a book recently published which might be on the right track.
Many a true word said in jest!

Second Venice, The (Paperback)
by Askin Ozcan (Author)

Synopsis
As the Italian Government puts a limit on the number of tourists to Venice,
to protect it from destruction and pollution, an American consortium
(McBigBite and Pshht Cola) build beside the real Venice a "Second Venice"
which is "bigger and better". This book is the ludicrous story of life in
this fake Venice. With its fake canals and gondolas, its fake museums and
fake paintings, its "Fake Films" festival, congresses and college and dog
shows, the Second Venice attracts a sizeable tourist crowd to compete with
the real Venice. Spy stories and thieves as well as heated discussions in
its pubs, among tourists of various nationalities add a spice to this
marvellous humoristic masterpiece. Finally, a sheikh buys The Second Venice
at a bargain price, kidnapping the daughter of a friendly family - a major
shareholder of the city. Chapter after chapter this book will make you laugh
and will be a pleasant addition to your "humour" library.

3rd July 2007, 03:07 PM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:31:34 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
> ... > ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... >this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >What?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >You used to be a bone??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Through the nose as a decoration?
> ... >
> ... >Boy, that must have been some big nose!
> ...
> ... or a small bone?
>
>I'm sure Michael is taller than me, at least.

What's that got to do with the size of his bone?
--

Martin

3rd July 2007, 03:38 PM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:07:54 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:31:34 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
... > ... > ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... >this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >What?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >You used to be a bone??
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Through the nose as a decoration?
... > ... >
... > ... >Boy, that must have been some big nose!
... > ...
... > ... or a small bone?
... >
... >I'm sure Michael is taller than me, at least.
...
... What's that got to do with the size of his bone?

Learn to read, Martin.

3rd July 2007, 03:53 PM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:38:22 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:07:54 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:31:34 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
> ... > ... > ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... > ... >this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >What?
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >You used to be a bone??
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Through the nose as a decoration?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Boy, that must have been some big nose!
> ... > ...
> ... > ... or a small bone?
> ... >
> ... >I'm sure Michael is taller than me, at least.
> ...
> ... What's that got to do with the size of his bone?
>
>Learn to read, Martin.

Answer the 'kin question.
--

Martin

3rd July 2007, 03:59 PM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:53:26 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:38:22 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:07:54 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:31:34 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
... > ... > ... > ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... > ... >this:
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >What?
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >You used to be a bone??
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... Through the nose as a decoration?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Boy, that must have been some big nose!
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... or a small bone?
... > ... >
... > ... >I'm sure Michael is taller than me, at least.
... > ...
... > ... What's that got to do with the size of his bone?
... >
... >Learn to read, Martin.
...
... Answer the 'kin question.

Why? Just because you are too lazy to read and find the answer by yourself, like big boys
do?

3rd July 2007, 04:10 PM

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:59:28 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:53:26 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:38:22 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:07:54 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:32 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:31:34 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:47:07 +0200, Magda <mags@gr> wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:00:01 +0200, in .europe, Martin <me@address.invalid>
> ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:18:22 +0200, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:17 -0700, in .europe, My name is jones frido I was
> ... > ... > ... > ... >bone in Nigeria <michaelnewportm> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... > ... > ... >this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >What?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >You used to be a bone??
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... Through the nose as a decoration?
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >Boy, that must have been some big nose!
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... or a small bone?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >I'm sure Michael is taller than me, at least.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... What's that got to do with the size of his bone?
> ... >
> ... >Learn to read, Martin.
> ...
> ... Answer the 'kin question.
>
>Why? Just because you are too lazy to read and find the answer by yourself, like big boys
>do?

Go away you silly woman.
--

Martin