A blast from the past!!

Paragon <paragonsigm> wrote:
: Toaderella wrote:
: >
: > Did anybody ever find out who stole the deLIBerator?!
: >
: > :-)

: I think Randy had it for servicing.

That was the year that the deLIBerator was picked up for its yearly
sharpening, and blood stain removal by my staff. But neither Paragon or
myself were notified of the sheduled pickup. Sometimes the underlings can
create major confusion by being efficient. But the maintenance was
performed and it was returned to its proper place just in time to make an
appearance at the LIB ceremony at the Big Meet that year. In fact that was
the first year that the deLIBerator was actually displayed to the public
so as to quell the panic that the apparent disappearance had engendered.

BTW, new, more stringent systems are now in place to prevent any repetes
of this confusion. And now with the newest intrusion detection and threat
elimination systems installed on the Vault, anyone who tries to approach
the deLIBerator without proper clearance turns into an easily vacuumed
away pile of charred dust (along with other more drastic deterrent
measures). :)

Randy (Armorer to the LIB)

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Randy Berbaum
Champaign, IL

Randy Berbaum wrote:

>
> BTW, new, more stringent systems are now in place to prevent any repetes
> of this confusion. And now with the newest intrusion detection and threat
> elimination systems installed on the Vault, anyone who tries to approach
> the deLIBerator without proper clearance turns into an easily vacuumed
> away pile of charred dust (along with other more drastic deterrent
> measures). :)

Really? My pirates tell me that it's in the back of Paragon's closet in
a big cardboard box that once held a case of Gatorade. Also in the box
is some clothing Paragon hopes to fit back into someday.

--
Caren
TDC Queen of Adventureland

Caren wrote:
>
> Really? My pirates tell me that it's in the back of Paragon's closet in
> a big cardboard box that once held a case of Gatorade. Also in the box
> is some clothing Paragon hopes to fit back into someday.
>

GASP!! You found deLIBerator's hiding place! I gotta take off!


(Heads out to Paragon's sooper sekkrit hideout)


--
Janie
TDC Jambala
Keeper of singing dolls and repeating loops stuck in people's heads
Amazing LIB inspector who deserves the deLIBerator!
Koalablue6@msn.com

Caren <drizzt@sgi.net> wrote:

: Really? My pirates tell me that it's in the back of Paragon's closet in
: a big cardboard box that once held a case of Gatorade. Also in the box
: is some clothing Paragon hopes to fit back into someday.

Even a mousetrap requires cheese. Isn't holography fun? For the
in-the-know the give away is the supposed "won't fit" clothes. We all know
that Paragon is changeless so clothing that did fit will always fit.
Right?

Randy (Armorer to the LIB)

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Randy Berbaum
Champaign, IL

Randy Berbaum wrote:
> Caren <drizzt@sgi.net> wrote:
>
>> Really? My pirates tell me that it's in the back of Paragon's closet
>> in a big cardboard box that once held a case of Gatorade. Also in
>> the box is some clothing Paragon hopes to fit back into someday.
>
> Even a mousetrap requires cheese. Isn't holography fun? For the
> in-the-know the give away is the supposed "won't fit" clothes. We all
> know that Paragon is changeless so clothing that did fit will always
> fit. Right?
>
> Randy (Armorer to the LIB)

Absolutely. I am stuck on "overweight" and staying there, it seems. The
holograms are of clothes that my mom keeps buying thinking I need them.....

>> Even a mousetrap requires cheese. Isn't holography fun? <<<>


What the........ How come I can't pick up the sword?! Grrrr!

(tries to pick it up)

I can see the sword but I can't pick it up!!


--
Janie
TDC Jambala
Keeper of singing dolls and repeating loops stuck in people's heads
Amazing LIB inspector who deserves the deLIBerator!
Koalablue6@msn.com