Six day cruise diary

Diary of a six day Bahamas cruise.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all
my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK .. won about $80. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious
meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to
go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!

Sonny:

You will want to update your mirthful diary notes: Socking golf balls
off the ship has not been permitted for some time. Has to do with not
depositing plastic items in the ocean.

Aloha

clint, it's a joke!

Boy, is THAT an old joke ;-)

> Boy, is THAT an old joke ;-)

Funny, I never heard it before. Thought some on the NG would like it. Boy,
was I wrong! Last time I'll ever post a cruise joke...

Sonny,
It may be an OLD joke but it's still funny. Please continue to post
cruise jokes - it's better than some of the garbage that shows up here
these days!

Gayle

On Mon, 25 Jul 2005, SONNY wrote:
>
> > Boy, is THAT an old joke ;-)
>
> Funny, I never heard it before. Thought some on the NG would like it. Boy,
> was I wrong! Last time I'll ever post a cruise joke...