Dear Cruise Diary

16th April 2005, 12:42 PM

This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!

Dear Diary:

MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
tonight.

TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
dine at his table again tonight.

WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.

THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
do not give in to his exotic proposals.

FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.
--
"Either kill me or take me as I am,
because I'll be damned if I ever change..."

The Marquis de Sade

16th April 2005, 02:26 PM

Oh, boy ... is THAT an old joke!

ZombyWoof <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote:

>This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
>received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!
>
>Dear Diary:
>
>MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
>singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
>tonight.
>
>TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
>Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
>1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
>safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
>dine at his table again tonight.
>
>WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
>invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
>dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
>proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.
>
>THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
>do not give in to his exotic proposals.
>
>FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.

16th April 2005, 02:27 PM

"ZombyWoof" <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote in message
news:b2g2619nvmd7fejh6m7fqeik37ip2hg8f4@...
> This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
> received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!
>
> Dear Diary:
>
> MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
> singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
> tonight.
>
> TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
> Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
> 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
> safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
> dine at his table again tonight.
>
> WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
> invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
> dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
> proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.
>
> THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
> do not give in to his exotic proposals.
>
> FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.
> --
> "Either kill me or take me as I am,
> because I'll be damned if I ever change..."
>
> The Marquis de Sade

Great one! Laughing out loud!

16th April 2005, 09:11 PM

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:26:05 GMT, karens@...spuds..cupcaked.com (Karen
Segboer) wrote something wonderfully witty:

>
>Oh, boy ... is THAT an old joke!
>
Everything old is new again at one point or another.

>ZombyWoof <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote:
>
>>This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
>>received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!
>>
>>Dear Diary:
>>
>>MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
>>singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
>>tonight.
>>
>>TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
>>Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
>>1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
>>safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
>>dine at his table again tonight.
>>
>>WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
>>invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
>>dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
>>proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.
>>
>>THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
>>do not give in to his exotic proposals.
>>
>>FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.

--
"Either kill me or take me as I am,
because I'll be damned if I ever change..."

The Marquis de Sade

16th April 2005, 09:12 PM

It's always still a good joke the next time around ;-)

ZombyWoof <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:26:05 GMT, karens@...spuds..cupcaked.com (Karen
>Segboer) wrote something wonderfully witty:
>
>>
>>Oh, boy ... is THAT an old joke!
>>
>Everything old is new again at one point or another.
>
>>ZombyWoof <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote:
>>
>>>This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
>>>received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Dear Diary:
>>>
>>>MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
>>>singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
>>>tonight.
>>>
>>>TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
>>>Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
>>>1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
>>>safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
>>>dine at his table again tonight.
>>>
>>>WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
>>>invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
>>>dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
>>>proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.
>>>
>>>THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
>>>do not give in to his exotic proposals.
>>>
>>>FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.

16th April 2005, 09:39 PM

I've asked people to please stop telling this story... it's SO embarrassing!
It WAS told in confidence after all....

"ZombyWoof" <Zomby-Woof@Zappa.net> wrote in message
news:b2g2619nvmd7fejh6m7fqeik37ip2hg8f4@...
> This is a beautiful story about a friend on a cruise ship. I just
> received this today from her.......A real heroic woman!!!!!!
>
> Dear Diary:
>
> MONDAY AFTERNOON: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be. I felt
> singularly honored today as the Captain asked me to dine at his table
> tonight.
>
> TUESDAY AFTERNOON: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
> Captain. He explained everything he was doing and told me there are
> 1262 passengers on board and he is responsible for everyone's comfort,
> safety and having a good time. He is so charming and invited me to
> dine at his table again tonight.
>
> WEDNESDAY EVENING: The Captain saw me at the pool this afternoon and
> invited me to have dinner in his cabin. His cabin is very cozy and the
> dinner was served with the best wines. He made several amorous
> proposals to me but I stood firm on my moral convictions.
>
> THURSDAY EVENING: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I
> do not give in to his exotic proposals.
>
> FRIDAY MORNING: I saved 1262 lives last night....twice.
> --
> "Either kill me or take me as I am,
> because I'll be damned if I ever change..."
>
> The Marquis de Sade