Adults Only Cruises by Celebrity

On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 12:14:21 -0500, "clint" <bocarsm@m>
wrote:

>Me and my cow love Celebrity! We even tip!

I used to tip over sleeping cows all the time.

Cruising Chrissy <doublebreasted@m> wrote:

>On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 12:14:21 -0500, "clint" <bocarsm@m>
>wrote:
>
>>Me and my cow love Celebrity! We even tip!
>
>I used to tip over sleeping cows all the time.

I used to love cow tipping!

On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 00:45:49 GMT, karensSPPUDZ@cupcaked.com (CupCaked)
wrote:

>>I used to tip over sleeping cows all the time.
>
>I used to love cow tipping!

The THUD of a cow's rib cage meeting the ground..........

On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 00:45:49 GMT, while the Captain of the mv Perfecto
was guiding her to her next port, karensSPPUDZ@cupcaked.com (CupCaked)
wrote:

>Cruising Chrissy <doublebreasted@m> wrote:
>
>>I used to tip over sleeping cows all the time.
>
>I used to love cow tipping!
>

How much does one tip a cow? And, more importantly, are farmers
implementing a mandatory tip for their cows?

Ha! I kill me. --Alf

Stephan in Burlington

On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:42:29 -0500, Stephan in Burlington
<slaengerer@cogeco.ca> wrote:

>
>How much does one tip a cow?

Cow Tipping!
by Eugene O'Neil
(inspired by the Beach Boys)

Well, it's after three o'clock so let's all skip our class and chug a
beer!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
and then once we're really trashed, we'll find a field about a mile
from here!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, let's tip a cow! oh baby
cow tipping, I'll show you how! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!

We'll find ourselves a cow that's just standing there, fast asleep!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
Then we'll knock it to the ground, there is no other thrill that is so
cheap!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, it's such a treat! oh baby
cow tipping, it can't be beat! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!

We hurt a cow the other day, but we don't feel a bit of grief
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
because it's only fun and games we know they're only walking slabs of
beef!
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, I love to play! oh baby
cow tipping, what can I say! oh baby
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!

Well you can really tell that we're a bunch of erudite colligiates
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
when we can topple cattle to the foot of cow-heaven's pearly gates
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping! that's what I said! oh baby
cow tipping! get it through your head, that I like
Cow tipping, cow tipping every day!

My dad took out a second mortgage so that I could go to school
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
I suppose when I flunk out that I will make him look like such a fool
(cow tipping! cow cow tipping!)
cow tipping, I just don't care! oh baby
cow tipping, I just wanna be where I can be
cow tipping, cow tipping every day!

On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:42:29 -0500, Stephan in Burlington
<slaengerer@cogeco.ca> wrote:

>
>How much does one tip a cow?

You get a running start, smack into her, the fatter the better (less
balance), over she goes. May take multiple participants.