Taking liquor aboard the ship

On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:17:46 -0400, Ermalee <Ermalee> wrote:

> But for those who already have a beer belly, this probably wouldn't
> work. LOL

Wear it backwards and lower and it will be a beer bum!

<Ermalee> wrote in message
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> Jean O'Boyle wrote:
>> I know something cheaper, Nonny...a hot water bottle! ;-)
>>
>> --Jean
>
> I once saw a guy going aboard a Carnival ship with a pint of booze in each
> sock.
>
> Ermalee

I know exactly who the culprit was, Erm!

--Jean ;-)

Jean O'Boyle wrote:
> <Ermalee> wrote in message
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>
>>Jean O'Boyle wrote:
>>
>>>I know something cheaper, Nonny...a hot water bottle! ;-)
>>>
>>>--Jean
>>
>>I once saw a guy going aboard a Carnival ship with a pint of booze in each
>>sock.
>>
>>Ermalee
>
>
> I know exactly who the culprit was, Erm!
>
> --Jean ;-)

I thought it was a mystery. LOL

Ermalee wrote:
> Jean O'Boyle wrote:
>> <Ermalee> wrote in message
>> news:etOdnSqQG6-79fjVnZ2dnUVZ_umdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>
>>> Jean O'Boyle wrote:
>>>
>>>> I know something cheaper, Nonny...a hot water bottle! ;-)
>>>>
>>>> --Jean
>>>
>>> I once saw a guy going aboard a Carnival ship with a pint of
>>> booze in each sock.
>>>
>>> Ermalee
>>
>>
>> I know exactly who the culprit was, Erm!
>>
>> --Jean ;-)
>
> I thought it was a mystery. LOL


Such a mystery that even I know who it was and I wasn't there at the
time.LOL

sue

Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

>
> Nonny, can I ask a question?

Sure.

Thanks.
>
> You pay, what $4K - $6K per cruise? What's the big deal about an extra
> few $$$ for booze?

It's like hunting, Crissy. It isn't the shot, it's the fun of the
chase. <grin>
--
Nonny

Nonnymus
I'm not who you think I am. I'm not who
I think I am. I am what I think you think I am.

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:17:44 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser <chrissycruiser@**********> wrote:
>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:27:58 -0700, Nonnymus wrote:

>> A friend sent me this URL, and I immediately seized upon it as a great
>> thing to take on a cruise. Much has been written about smuggling liquor
>> aboard a cruise ship, and this would be a good way to do it. It also
>> ties into the "pregnant woman" thread, since gals could wear it and just
>> claim they're a little bit pregnant. <grin> From my experience, it
>> would hold enough gin, rum or Scotch to last out a 7-day cruise. For
>> those of us who need two liquors, a second one could be worn BACKWARDS,
>> looking like a fat rump.

>Nonny, can I ask a question? Thanks.

>You pay, what $4K - $6K per cruise? What's the big deal about an extra
>few $$$ for booze?

If you're an alcoholic, the fifth of booze a day can be rather expensive
when purchased in the form of bar drinks.

I don't see how you're going to bring aboard enough to make it worth the
trouble.

Jaap van Dorp wrote:
> Bringing your own booze is that not like bringing your own hamburger when
> visiting McDonalds ??
> Why would a Cruise ship allow you to be in direct competition with their
> income.
> Alcohol is available 24 hours a day, the people that want their own booze
> are just cheaper than dirt.
>
> Just my $0.02
>
> Jaap
>
Hotels don't object when you bring a bottle along in the luggage, and
their audience obviously has other choices. I don't think it's any
worse then when we take popcorn and Diet Pepsi to the movies, instead of
buying the expensive stuff at the concession stand. Mrs. Nonny has a
very large blouse she wears, which she tucks in and we stuff with
popcorn. At the movies, people just think we're "in love," when in
reality I'm digging out the popcorn. I prefer to carry the two cans of
Diet Pepsi in my shorts. It gives me a "come hither," look that the
young babes appreciate as I walk across the lobby.

Jaap, we tried it the other way, with Mrs. Nonny carrying the Diet
Pepsi in the blouse and me stuffing my drawers with the popcorn. That
didn't work out well, for obvious reasons I'd prefer not to discuss.

--
Nonny

Nonnymus
I'm not who you think I am. I'm not who
I think I am. I am what I think you think I am.

Nonnymus wrote:
> Jaap van Dorp wrote:
>
>> Bringing your own booze is that not like bringing your own hamburger
>> when visiting McDonalds ??
>> Why would a Cruise ship allow you to be in direct competition with
>> their income.
>> Alcohol is available 24 hours a day, the people that want their own
>> booze are just cheaper than dirt.
>>
>> Just my $0.02
>>
>> Jaap
>>
> Hotels don't object when you bring a bottle along in the luggage, and
> their audience obviously has other choices. I don't think it's any
> worse then when we take popcorn and Diet Pepsi to the movies, instead of
> buying the expensive stuff at the concession stand. Mrs. Nonny has a
> very large blouse she wears, which she tucks in and we stuff with
> popcorn. At the movies, people just think we're "in love," when in
> reality I'm digging out the popcorn. I prefer to carry the two cans of
> Diet Pepsi in my shorts. It gives me a "come hither," look that the
> young babes appreciate as I walk across the lobby.
>
> Jaap, we tried it the other way, with Mrs. Nonny carrying the Diet
> Pepsi in the blouse and me stuffing my drawers with the popcorn. That
> didn't work out well, for obvious reasons I'd prefer not to discuss.
>

Nonny, just don't listen if anyone tells you you're a nut!

Ermalee

Plastic containers called Rum Runners work great. Passed in our main
luggage AND my wife brought a liter
of whiskey aboard and it made it through the main gang way scanners.

Larry

Ermalee wrote:
> Nonnymus wrote:

> Nonny, just don't listen if anyone tells you you're a nut!
>
> Ermalee
>
We got kicked out of Lowe's Cinema today. <grin>

--
Nonny

Nonnymus
I'm not who you think I am. I'm not who
I think I am. I am what I think you think I am.