Mexico City Tourist Safety Update

Well, that decides it! My wife and I were planning a trip to Mexico City,
but no more! Thanks!
"PabloRena ---> AnalProbe" <AnalProbe@mcsurvival.com> wrote in message
news:42efd0c5$0$22198$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net. ..
> Mexico City is still off-limits to tourists not in possesion of a
> notarized
> copy of their last will and testament. Tourists that have been kidnapped
> are being dismembered during lunchtime in the Zocalo by the outlaw gangs
> "Los Lobos del Zocalo". The police have lost control of the situation.
> Please, in "el nombre de Dios" stay out of Mexico City until further
> notice!
> Sincerely,
> El Boñuelo
>
>

Clint -

Might I suggest Buenos Aires? Lots of lovely ladies there - many your
wife will enjoy too!


clint wrote:
> Well, that decides it! My wife and I were planning a trip to Mexico City,
> but no more! Thanks!

> "PabloRena ---> AnalProbe" <AnalProbe@mcsurvival.com> wrote in message
> news:42efd0c5$0$22198$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net. ..
> > Mexico City is still off-limits to tourists not in possesion of a
> > notarized
> > copy of their last will and testament. Tourists that have been kidnapped
> > are being dismembered during lunchtime in the Zocalo by the outlaw gangs
> > "Los Lobos del Zocalo". The police have lost control of the situation.
> > Please, in "el nombre de Dios" stay out of Mexico City until further
> > notice!
> > Sincerely,
> > El Boñuelo
> >
> >

Clint
If you go disguised as an elderly woman, "Los Lobos" will treat you
politely, and share their tacos with you.......
Don

Wow! Think I'll give my ex a Rolex and a seven day tour to the D.F......


"PabloRena ---> AnalProbe" <AnalProbe@mcsurvival.com> wrote in message
news:42efd0c5$0$22198$39cecf19@news.twtelecom.net. ..
> Mexico City is still off-limits to tourists not in possesion of a
notarized
> copy of their last will and testament. Tourists that have been kidnapped
> are being dismembered during lunchtime in the Zocalo by the outlaw gangs
> "Los Lobos del Zocalo". The police have lost control of the situation.
> Please, in "el nombre de Dios" stay out of Mexico City until further
notice!
> Sincerely,
> El Boñuelo
>
>
>