rascal

Yes, and that's a really good idea. I say shoot all the tourist as soon as
they show themselves. Carrying two bags should be prima fascia evidence of
tourism and give everyone the right to shoot them immediately. You surely
don't want to just wound them, so shooting to kill is the way to go.

"nobody" <nobody@nobody.org> wrote in message
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> Miguel Cruz wrote:
>> I sometimes have to carry my luggage fairly long distances. For example,
>> last year I had to carry two bags (one large checked backpack, worn in
>> the back, one small carry-on backpack, worn in the front) from Istanbul
>> airport to the center of town because my ATM card had expired just
>
>
> Remember that you cannot do that in the UK anymore. Police will shoot to
> kill tourists with backpacks before they get a chance to ask any
> questions (and this policy is approved/condoned by the Bliar government).