Exhausts On 18 Jun, 14:20, "Uncle Marvo" <pau...@deletethisbitfortescue.org.uk>
wrote:
>
> Good advice. Always keep a leaflet on Leptospirosis handy, so you can give
> it to the chav in the lock. With a cheery smile and a wave, as he runs away
> screaming. And be sure to remember to tell him about the dead sheep 100 yds
> upriver, too.
But swimming in locks is not the same problem as fishing.... or is it?
When did you last see a gasping chav suspended on a hook, or on a set
of scales, or lying in an angler's arms as he grins inanely at a
camera?
Could happen I suppose.... hopefully....
Tone |