Terrific Synthesized Commercial:
DELTA ORIENT <clang> WHEN YOU ARE
Semi-Compatible Labor Relations:
"That's not my job, ya gotta poblem with that, mack?"
"We are family,... <as the song goes>"
What Helpful Pilots Announce When Flying Over A Point Of IInterest
"That's the Minneapolis-St. Paul of the South."
"That's the Atlanta--Marietta of the North."
Yes, they're fairly disgusting, but can you top (or bottom) 'em?